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When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.
Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!
A song that touches ppls hearts (well at least it touched mine🤷 ♀️)
I know that you’re hesitating because even if you say the truth
In the end it will all return as scars-magic shop
Yo that one got me right there omg I was actually crying soooooo hard
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One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG
I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!
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(v) The action of restarting of any dysfunctional electronic device, process or application in the hope that it consequently results in the inexplicable phenomenon of it operating in previous flawless functionality.
"The Internet is down. Let me magic restart the router."
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"
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Magic Vagina
Noun;
The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.
Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.
Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.
"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"
"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."
"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"
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The wow moment, u experience when sth. magic happens. Magic not in the David Copperfield kind of way, but more like "uh, did this just really happen?! WE ARE MATCHING! marry me"
Or simply, the crucial factor that makes you know, that this person and you are kinda soulmates!
I.: I met this guy in the tube, he was sitting next to me and listening to 'Let me blow your mind' and 'Powerless'!!!
MC: Oh girl, hillarious! Magic moment!!!!! :D
A small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss.
Worker: Hey, have you seen Joe?
Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.
Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.