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Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"
"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."
"A real loser huh?"
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one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.
sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.
owes me 8 bucks.
Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.
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A population of college students which has several different sects:
1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.
2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).
3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
Guy #1: "Hey man, what's your major?"
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)
Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
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A college degree of any level in which women get because they do not have to think about providing for a family. Very little to no job opportunities or wages come from these degrees. Once a woman degree is acquired(or often not), they are inclined to complain about the wage gap and feminism and make those along with social justice, their defining personality characteristics. These degrees include but are not limited to political science, any type of music or art degree, theatre, any type of language, any level of education, etc.
Man: What's you major?
Woman: Political science and musical theatre.
Man: Now that is a woman major! You are going to make no money in your life and will have to rely on the government and OnlyFans to pay off your student loans for the next 45 years until you retire. Have fun with that.
an alright person overall but lacks zombie-survival abilities. Far inferior to her older brother Brian.
"Man, that Natalie Major is alright overall but she probably lacks zombie-survival abilities. I also heard she is far inferior to her brother Brian Major, who is totally Thug Life"
A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
Watch out, Major Johnsons about
Prime Athlete of the Human Species
Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species