Random
Source Code
Random
A man who constantly shits and never wipes his ass. He shits anywhere he goes. He is what true peak masculine performance is. He is ascended far greater then Alphas, Betas, Sigmas, Omegas, all combined.
Cringe Beta loser: AHH DUDE WTF?!?!?! YOUR SHITTING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!! YOUR FUCKING NASTY!!!!
Based Shitma Male: I am not nasty, I am a Shitma Male
3👍 1👎
A beta male is a man who lacks masculine energy and adopts feminine characteristics, often faces problems or confrontations passive aggressively. A beta male is often taken advantage due to his "nice guy" persona.
Only a beta male apologizes to his wife after she cheats on him.
935👍 161👎
A Kappa Male is any male with high amounts of Chaos energy. Despite their chaotic nature Kappa males are usually good natured and friendly people. They have a wild untamed side to them, and can lose themselves when excited and end up going overboard. They make impulsive decisions, say stupid things without thinking, break kitchenware, and are always seeking out fun adventurous activities. Kappa males can sometimes be outwardly shy but bring them into the right social environment and they become the life of the party. They love riling people up and making everyone laugh.
Kappa males have a double edged sword when it comes to picking up girls. Their constant barrage of chaotic thoughts can manifest as social awkwardness. However when they make the right moves, they end up scoring big time. Kappa Males embody the archetype that women love. When Kappas are at ease, they flirt effortlessly (heyyy girl, what's your name?) and women are attracted to their high energy and enthusiasm.
There are generally speaking two main methods for a male to become a Kappa Male. One is to have undiagnosed ADHD. A man can also choose to become a Kappa Male but they will first have to unleash their inner chaotic vibes by collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the classic 2001 GameCube title, Shadow the Hedgehog.
Mizkif is super fun to watch but he can be annoying sometimes
That's just how he is, he is a Kappa male
What the fuck is that?
You know how Spencer from Icarly had super high energy and was always setting things on fire? That's a Kappa male
47👍 5👎
Alexis is an incredibly sexy man, who's a lady's man as well as a man's man. He's an alpha male to the max and will never back down from a fight. He's a lover and a fighter, as well as an amazing lover! He's the truest of friends but if you break his trust, you'll never get it back, even though he might forgive you. He can also hold a grudge, so don't hold your breath because you'll die, before you earn his trust back. As well as being a truly intelligent man, he is very motivated to be the best. He likes a woman who can keep up with him and push him to be the best he can be. If you know an Alexis, NEVER let him go. He's truly a one of a kind, who is able to overcome an obstacle in his way. Despite many hurdles in life, it never stops him from moving forward. Next to nothing can hold him back. Alexis strives to be the best at everything he does and always comes out on top. He's not very good at expressing his emotions but will talk about things when he's ready to. Even though he has many acquaintances,he has a small circle of people who he actually considers a true friend. He's not one to trust easily and when he loves you, it's for life, even if you're no longer in his life. To know an Alexis makes you a TRULY blessed and lucky person.
Alexis (male) Alexis is sexy and funny but will kick your ass in a heart beat!
58👍 7👎
A fit lad who has a huge heart but can be stern when needed, the pretty girls usually chase after him but a girl that can make him laugh will capture his heart. He is loved by all, he cares for and protects the things and people he loves.
67👍 7👎
A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian
"That guy may call himself a Sigma male but he acts more like a Smegma Male."
34👍 2👎
Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner
"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"
11👍 1👎