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When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.
The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.
When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.
When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.
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When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
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A position of blowjob given by those who do not have the ability to use kneecaps.
Woah! Alaiza and Kelsey did it spider-man style! that's hardcore mann!
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set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.
Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.
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