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The football club in Manchester that West Ham fans support.
There's this great club called Manchester City. They're buzzin.
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A load of shit which everyone hates if they have any sense.
Hey look at that piece of shit; oh no it's not it's just manchester utd.
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A great program held at the Derryfield School in Manchester NH.You apply in fifth grade , spend the next 2 summers there and a few schooldays a month.It has changed my life enourmously.Formerly Summerbridge.
Me-I went to Breakthrough Manchester
Freind-NERD
five years later
Me-I found a cure for cancer
Freind-do ya want fries with that?
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A team followed by bandwagoners and (formerly) teenyboppers who went for them because "David Beckham is sooo hot!" A money-making, merchandise spinning, whore enterprise that plays a bit of soccer on the side.
"Who do you go for in the English Premier League?"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"
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Manchester by the Sea is a pretty chill place. It is full of boats and hoes. You can take nice long walks on the beach if you wish and it is a great place to kick back play some cod on the shore while getting a blowjob. The only downside to it is during gym class at Manchester High they collect seashells instead of doing physical activities such as dodge ball.
Manchester by the Sea
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The most hated football team in the world.
Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park.
They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there.
They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick).
95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team'
Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.
Typical Manchester United Fan 1:"Who is Matt Busby?"
Typical Manchester United Fan 2:"I don't know, maybe he's the groundskeeper"
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A formerly Great, formerly shite, and now better than ever, football team from Manchester.
Following the clubs purchase by some rich folk, city have enjoyed a meteoric rise in the last 3 seasons reaching the sort of heights that have been sadly absent since the late 60's and early 70's, maintaining a great support through the low points, including relegation to the third tier of English football which was followed by an instant double promotion in the next two seasons.
Since then the club has moved from Maine Road to The City of Manchester Stadium and has finally started to rise to the footballing standard of the fierce local rivals Manchester United. In the 2010/2011 season Man City overcame United at Wembley in the FA cup semi final on the way to win their first trophy in 35 years and resulting in a certain banner being removed from the much quieter stadium in the city.
In 2011 City will take their first steps in the worlds most prestigious club football tournament, the UEFA champions League after achieving a 3rd place finish, level on points with Chelsea FC in second.
Your friend seems like a nice guy" "Yeah, he must be he supports Manchester City
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