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Dance Marathon

There are hundreds of schools nation wide that participate in Dance Marathon. Dance Marathon is designed to help raise money for the Children's Miracle Network by having its participants dance for 26+ hours straight. While the purpose of the event is to raise money FTK, For The Kids, most of the time, the event serves as an excuse for fake ass facey Greeks to be excused from school, work, and exams for a little over 24 hours. 99.9% of DM participants will be seen hopping around drunk as fuck in a tutu and a frat tank, screaming FTK at the top of their lungs, when half of them don't even know what FTK stands for.

Dance Marathon is facey as fuck.

by captainchaselong March 15, 2015

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Boston Marathon

When one drinks excessive amounts of Iced Tea (to honor those who threw tea into the harbor in boston) and when said participant has to use the bathroom, they proceed to run from urinal to urinal peeing nonstop in each one.

Bob drank three gallons of iced tea during the movie and celebrated when he discovered the theater bathroom empty by running a "Boston Marathon"

by babieswithrabies17 December 2, 2011

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shaytard marathon

A Shaytard marathon is the act of watching numerous hours and videos of the famous YouTube star, "ShayCarl" and his family which he refers to as the "Shaytards". He started making video logs every day in the year 2009 and he still continues today with over 2 million subscribers.

"Dude, why are you so tired?"

"I stayed up all night watching a Shaytard marathon."

by paigeywaigey :) November 10, 2013

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London Marathon, the

An ancient English festival harking back back to the earliest days of slavery in the seventeenth century, when indigenous white people would run after black slaves owned buy affluent aristocrats.
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).

"London Marathon, the" - The Flora London Marathon

by rebelwaveabbas December 21, 2010

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marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf January 29, 2011

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march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

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Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.

The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.

by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005

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