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Where awesome pplz get together to play with musical instruments... and during band camp each other
Trumpet one: Hey after I blow on this trumpet for a marching band competition, let's go find some girls to blow on us!!
Trumpet two: DUDE!!!
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Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.
When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.
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possibly the BEST thing ever invented. it's a way to connect with people and make amazing friends that will last forever. it's hard work, but it really pays off. marching band is a second family.
A: Hey, you wanna hang out tonight?
B: Only if by "hanging out" you mean going to marching band practice.
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A activity for people with disabilities both mentally and physically.
Hey, that kid in the marching band is not only fat but also a complete idiot!
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hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.
john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete
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A smelly bunch of malcontent teenagers and/or college kids wearing sweaty, ass-scented wool and polyester uniforms running around a football field in silly, often phallic formations, tooting horns and making stupid jokes about fingerings and positions. No one thats anyone likes marching band, and anyone that says they do doesn't have a life.
When in the marching band of Nathan Bedford Forrest High, George W. Bush did lines of coke off the slutty colorguard girls' asses.
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it sucks. i was in it for four years. It takes up all your damn time and all the girls are fat and disgusting and annoying. not "hot".
laaame
Man, that girl looks like a straight up mule!!
yeah, she's in marching band.
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