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Is when someone squeezes lime juice into the anus and then lick your finger and dip it in salt and ram that puppy up there.
Last week I had a German Margarita and I still burns when I take a dump.
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Fingering a chick while on her period. When you pull your fingers out you wipe them on her upper lip and chin. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez.
TJ was pissed when Trent gave a dirty margarita
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I need a margarita. I've had a long day give me a stiff one no BS , just tequila and lime a stiff margarita
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This is the worlds most passed around female she has no respect for relationships has a obsession over men that are no longer in her life
Do you know margarita? Oh yea I fucked her once
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The tendency to measure the cost of something in margaritas or another drink with a fixed, easy-to-remember price.
It'll cost your five less margaritas to fly to Orlando on the 8th than on the 9th.
Think about it in margarita currency. Think about all the margaritas you could buy instead of those slut shoes.
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As foreplay, get completely naked and rub against each other. This will generate sweat. As soon as both you and your partner are glistening, take some time to just lick each other off.
Dan: Hmmmmm...this Persian Margarita needs salt.
Ella: Love me!
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One of the hottest, newest and most trendy drinks out on the scene is by far the "Prickly Pear Margarita." Some of the hippest bars and restaurants have made this their signature drink. There are several recipes for this gourmet margarita:
Two ways to make a Prickly Pear Margarita:
1. Infuse your favorite tequila with the prickly pear fruit
2. Mix 2 1/2 oz. Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila; 1/2 oz. Triple Sec; 2 oz. Sour Mix; 1/2 oz. Orange Juice; 1 quick dash Grenadine-Shake with ice, strain and pour.
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