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An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.
Teddy: Check out the stylin' Monty Python I just got from Mario!
Claire: How much did it cost??
Teddy: Its free because he's an illegal immigrant!
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The act of one upping somebody.
Dude, I was working out with Bill the other day, and I was benching 150 but then he marioed me and benched 160.
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Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also Jackass
Mario is such a fucking ass.
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A very unusual guy with a huge nose and gets no girls because he is very ugly
I saw a Mario at school he hit me with his nose
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Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.
"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS
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a italian plumber that kills turtles and gets high on mushrooms making him think he can grow 10 feet tall or turn into other stupid things as ghost that was developed by a japanese guy in the 80's
me and my friend went mario after eating bout 100 mushrroms
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