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He is the fucking sexiest being on the planet. omg he is so good at rocket league i was told he was called by justin and squishy, but he rejected cuz he is to good for them and he has his crew iDJEMO(they are totally trash but he is carrying all the time). he gets all the girls he is like a magnet omg how is he so hot. He will always be there for you he will never give you up he will never let you down... but rly i cannot stress this enough he is SOOOO good in bed he is like a god if gods fuck he is the best of them you should rly fuck him. being his friend is like the best thing in the world just dont get on his bad side cuz then u fucked up you wont know what hit you. in conclusion marko is the best thing that can happen to you
An extreme dickhead but hes extremely extremely dumb so thats a plus
Always Playin lol but is not good at it blames all of it on his friends and family ou and hes gay.
A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.
-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko
a child-murdering cat who doesn't care for anyone but himself.
A definition of an idiot package all in one
“Why is there a cat robot on the floor?”
“Dw its just marko being an idiot
a awesome kid with a high intelligence level, with so many friends. He is the best at everything, and is a rich guy.
Marko is what i want to be.
A friend of mine, whose name does not exist.
or
A friend of mine, who does not even exist.
A: Hey, do you know Markos?
B: What is Markos?
C: Who is Markos?
Markos: f*ck yall!
WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER. MEAN TO HIS WIFE. ABUSIVE. YELLS AT EVERYONE. CAN GO DIE.
Bob: my dads a marko
Bill: im sorry to hear that, he must be a real pain in the ass