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A dude that has literally no dick and might as well be a woman
Girl1: do you know Markus
Girl2: yeah the guy with no dick
Girl1:mhm
he’ll leave u on opened and with absolutely ignore u most of the time; dont trust him
“dude, markus left me on opened again!”
“nahh jit playing. fr?”
“yes! i’m gonna cry.”
Markus' is the most sexy people out there, they are known for they're huge dicks and handsome face. Markus means heterosexual in latin. Markus' have a good sense of humour and if you know someone named Markus you should try to date him asap.
That guy has a big dick, that must be a Markus
A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.
“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”
Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.
Markus is such a loyal friend