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Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything.Martins tend to be short which makes them look more adorable.Martins are usually shy but so friendly. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be around a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.
Martin is very cute and kind. I just wished he would notice me.
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A martin is when you slap your partner (Usually on the bum) then tickle the area while making tickling noises.
Bro this girl is so fine, I would love to give her a martin tonight!
i am a martin and i have a big ass penis and i fuck Girls With it and im not fucking shy
A person who is secretly named Desmond and knows the square footage of everyones house. This person also binged all of Lost in 2 weeks.
Ted: “Hey Kim, dosent that dude with long hair over there kind of feel like a Martin?”
Kim: “Yeah ig, but don’t I have a restraining order on you. Wtf man!”
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Ex 1
Person 1: "Oi quick run theres a bunch of Martins coming"
Person 2: "Oh shit my wigga brother leg it, Martins coming for knife"
Ex 2
Person 1: "Oi you dirty Martin!"
Martin: "What?"
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