mashed

1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican

"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"

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mash

good guy to play the hmmmmmm game with and most lovely guy in the world who knows how to make me jealous

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i win!

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mash

A female of 'duck like' or 'overhanging' proportions. Rather like sausage can be annoying, time consuming and also lies.

we cant come out, give me your wallet were skint!!

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mash

Considered by some to be undefinable, this term can be used to describe anything that is exceedingly gnarhoff. Popularized by Type I Degenrative Super Aids

That T1DSA jam brought the sick mash.

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mashed

mic wernej as seen at nick warren

mic was soooo mashed at Nick Warren on saturday night

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mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy

Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today

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mashing

destroying someone's or something's face due to anger

Leslie was mashing the fax machine because of all the faxes she received

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