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(verb) definition: when you feel like collapsing from exhaustion or soreness.
“i just got done with practice and i’m feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes”
A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
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Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.
Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!
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When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.
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The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.
They were potato mashing all night long!
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Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
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When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.
Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.
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