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When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
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a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.
matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.
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When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.
I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..
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Doing a task that is not a good idea
Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.
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when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.
Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome
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When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.
Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.
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The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.
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