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the most amazing guy i’ve ever met. he’s the prettiest boy ever and also a very hood guitarist. he’s funny and fun to talk to, even though at first he’s distant and can be quite dense at times. he listens to music all day and enjoys listening to metal (mostly heavy and thrash metal). his favorite band is slipknot but he enjoys megadeth, anthrax, slayer and other bands too. he also always wears a cap to school every day.
this was written by sebastian :D
look! Mateo Pereyra is playing the guitar, let’s ask him if he can play tornado of souls by megadeth for us
Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.
“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”
“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”
Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”
Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”
TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”
THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD
I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(
THE BEST FUCKING RAPPER/SINGER IN THE HOLE WORLD, loves travis Scott, has “Look mom I can fly”, and also plays 2k and warzone.
Mateo Rojo is better than Drake.
Travis Scott wants to be like Mateo Rojo.
He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.
"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."
"My man, he is the best guy ever."