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Mateo Iuorio

Virgin boy, gets no bitches and is also very stoopid

You are such a MAteo Iuorio OMG

by not_miistical April 21, 2022


Mateo. Kum

A very cool man who is very tall and cool and tall like Tyson

Person 1: Yo, your kinda like Mateo. Kum
Person 2: I know I am very tall and cool and tall like Tyson.

by Glorious Tyme November 15, 2021


Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 24, 2023


mateo bocceli

Mateo boceli was a italian singer who sadly passed away on january 16th

Mateo bocceli dead at 25

by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023


Mateo Suljic

Likes to be dicked down by boys and fantasizes about Lucy pegging him drenched in oil.

Mateo Suljic just ate Brendan’s ass so good

by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024


Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

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F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022