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Math something taught in school
if Jim has 3 pencils and Bob has seven apples then how many pancakes can fit on the roof? purple because aliens don't wear hats. that is math
maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.
all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers
maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.
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1) A reasonable cause for suicide.
2) Math is Satan itself.
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Bobby: Ma'am may you help me with my math homework?
Dumb Bitch: What's that?
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Mental Abuse To Humans
A class that was probably invented by Satan whilst he had a hissy fit over not being able to drag enough people to hell. Said to help us later in life, but i will never need 20+x32-4+86 if x=93.....
Teacher: Hello kids, todays warmup question will be "What is 459(20x-12)x3+42y if y equals 27 and x equals 45?"
Student: Why must we learn this?
Teacher: Because you're gonna need it later in life
Student: Yeaaah right (Shoots himself in head)
Moral of this story: MATH.IS.HELL.
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Math is worse than sitting in an electric chair.
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