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A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
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a very attractive beast who is very sexy.everyone loves him and he has a nice comb. Matt's tend to be very awesome, and nowhere near ugly
Matt ur so damn sexy and I love ur comb
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Matt is very nice, intelligent, and has a great sense of humor. He's popular, and has a unique imagination, most people like that about somebody. He's sweet, and not too tall. He's loved by many people, he just doesn't know it. ☺️ He has a great smile and is handsome. He's overall a great person.
Matt is amAzin!
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Adjective: To violently rape a male from behind
Hey he just pulled a Matt on that guy
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A guy that has the most amazing body and he knows it. He makes you fall in love with him soo easily. Has the most amazing and seems like a real charmer and genuine guy. But most the time all this is a lie. He is a lieing backstabbing cheater that will do anything to get sex. He changes how he treats people and how he acts around certain people.
Girl 1: I love Matt so much!
Girl 2: Wait i thought you and Matt broke up?
Girl 1: No why would you think that?
Girl 2: Because Matt told me that yesterday so he could have sex with me.
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One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?
Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.
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A goof. Normally making jokes that aren't funny, he's usually laughing like donkey. Retarded most of the time, flirts with girls to no success.
Me: Matt, did you seriously just use that pick-up line?
Matt: Yeah! -Yuk yuk-
Me: Wow, you're so retarded...
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