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Because you only have four dollars
I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.
My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough
Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...
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The place where heart disease began
"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."
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a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!
hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea
The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.
"McDonalds is the most evil place on Earth."
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The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
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