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t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!
“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”
A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring
2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick
Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me
Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.