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A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.
"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
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Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.
Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
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A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.
OMG Courtney!!! That girl over there is SUCH a Melanie, acting all helpless and crazy in the head.
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A Melanie is typically a lying bitch who delves into the culture of her boyfriends. Also forgets that she has friends when she is dating someone no matter how long she’s been dating said person
Hey, have you seen Melanie around?
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
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An extremely ignorant, whore who has no respect for others or themselves. A lousy friends, and very close minded.
That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
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That was her name right? I saw the comment before you deleted it, you know? "You just want to use my information for your videos" You think I didn't read all the comments before I wrote my own? I wonder what she meant. Such an odd thing to say. And why was it deleted? I went to her page. She had a bunch of religious posts. Such a weird thing to watch happen with my very eyes.
Hym "That Melanie is giving you away over there. What'd you think of my place though? Good right? Did it sent a chill down your spine? And it's thematic. Right? Cause of the Greek mythology thing. You know? I thought that was a pretty good one. I've had that one rattling around for a minute. That'll be fun. But, yeah, was she a schizophrenic too? Was she a schizophrenic or was she in on an inside joke that I'm not a part of? Huh? Which is it? By the way, do you really act like an all powerful Being is watching you 24/7 and that it's going to burn your soul forever?"
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