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In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill
Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”
Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole
Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man
A person who gives out so many lol's he could sell them and make a tidy profit
Man that guys such a lol merchant, nah he's a jew
Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.
"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"
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to flatter with faint praise, a brown noser, kiss ass
"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".
"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."
A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.