merries girl

She is very beautiful but dishonest.she is a shy type and she walks a lot .she will save her money even if shes hungry.

She is a merries girl

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merry fistmas

a joyous greeting during holiday seasons to avoid being politically 'incorrect' and/offending people.

dunnock never cared for traditional holidays like valentines day or christmas. emo boys like to be 'different' so he came up with the phrase 'Merry Fistmas!'

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merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

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merry and pippin

the two brave yet cheeky hobbits featured in lord of the rings.Despite speculation they are having a homosexual relationship. They are now happily married in bag end.

'The trees are moving Merry, i know pip.'

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merry pelvismas

A greeting used amongst friends that implies both holiday cheer and a fortuitous hook-up; in effect, "Merry Christmas" to one's pelvis.

Jimmy: "See ya later, man, I'm going to a Christmas party with this hot chick..."
Bob: "Merry pelvismas, dude!"

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Merry Noelmas

This is the celebratory holiday, for Noel Fielding fans.
Were they get drunk, watch obscene amounts of The Mighty Boosh and sing 'Tis the season to be Noelly . . . '
Basically. Worship Noeldfielding. Because he is God.

Rachel:Hey guess what holiday it is?!
Stef:Noelmas! Merry Noelmas Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah Fuck Christmas the best holiday is Noelmas!
Stef:Rock on.

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Tristan merry

A skinny twat who should die in a hole usually has no friends and thinks everyone is his friend.

Tristan Merry?, oh yeah the one who has no friends and should die? Yeah thought so too

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