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Michael

Sexy beast. Likes cheese, sweaters, and jello. Has the biggest dick in the world and can shake the bed hard. Likes people with brown hair. Lots of funny jokes. Everyone loves him. One of a kind. Average height, average baseball abilities, but above average sex skills.Strongest guy. and is the best kisser on the lips and ass! Dont let your Michael go.

Well ofcourse, that kids name is Michael!

by cooljJjJjJjJ7855 July 5, 2011

75๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

A badass who is awesome and doesn't care what anybody thinks about him. He is amzing in every way. A person who has the name Michael is the best human being alive!!!!!

I love Michael!

by me2635 May 12, 2014

29๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

Michael is the name that guys get. Michael's tend to be funny guys, and they always have several girls who like him. Their funny, mostly play sport, and are very creative. When people meet him, they always like him as a friend, and occasionally like him more than friends. He likes having long lasting relationships, but he doesn't like going to fast with girls.

Girl 1: Hey that's Michael, isn't he looking nice today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I wish I could be with him.

by Mim2012 September 27, 2012

30๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

Some random asshole that you're friends with but kind of don't want to be

This dude is a total Michael.

by Fuck you ๐Ÿ–• January 12, 2018

66๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


michael

a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

by JessicaDS January 14, 2009

7753๐Ÿ‘ 4840๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

The most amazing guy there will ever be, funny, honest, caring, and smart. He is always there when he says he will be and always knows just what to say. He might have a SMALL obsession with cars, but he knows what he's doing. He knows how to treat a girl right and can drive her insane just by looking at her. When he's in a relationship, he makes his girlfriend feel like she's the only girl for him and she always feels safe. He makes sure his girl knows he will never hurt her, because that's the truth. He makes her feel like the most beautiful girl in the world. At times, he can be dorky and adorable, but a lot of the time, he is sexy as all hell and can turn you on in a second. If he likes you, then you are one DAMN lucky girl. All in all, he is the perfect guy.

Jessica: OMG Who's that guy over there?!
Brianna: Oh, that's my boyfriend Michael. He's amazing. <3

by dancergirl196 July 24, 2013

33๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


michael

Michael is the name of an amazing guy. Usually a little bit air headed, and laughs to hide his pain. Michaels are liked by everyone, and doesn't seem to notice it. Nice blue eyes and usually an amazing guitar player. Unintentionally a heartbreaker, has dozens of girls killing for one date with him. The funny part is that he still doesn't notice. Appears to be confident, but is truly shy and has a dark side that his admirers won't understand.

Girl #1: Michael? He's such a badass!
Girl #2: And have you seen him play the guitar?!
Girl #1: Is he good!?
Girl #2: He's amazing!

by RedHood November 26, 2013

30๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž