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midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und July 30, 2005


Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

by Benge October 24, 2005

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midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 18, 2015

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midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010


A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

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Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 23, 2017

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midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

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