i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.

bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire

Might go down a G.O.D.

{Can someone define this expression, it has been used in Drake's song called "God's Plan"}

"I finessed down Weston Road, ayy, 'nessed
Might go down a G.O.D., yeah, wait
I go hard on Southside G, yuh, wait"
-God's Plan -Drake

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you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.

I might give it a fuck

I might check it out/watch it/listen to it (in response to a recommendation).

Steve: Dude, you gotta hear Kendrick’s new album.
Vicki: Yeah, I might give it a fuck.

Might as well plow on sunday

Used when some one has been slaking off to explain what else they could have been doing. Synonym for procrastinating. Comes from "The Crucible" by arthur miller where John Proctor is accused of plowing on sunday.

Example 1:
P1: "Dude i spent all night watching tv instead of doing my english home work."
P2:"Idiot you might as well have been plowing on sunday"
Example 2:
P1: "Wanna hang out tomorrow?"
P2: "I might as well plow on sunday."

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felt cute might delete x

when a thot posts a pic on Instagram with the caption 'felt cute might delete x'. This post is usually late at night when she's sad and lonely and wants some phat attention. Most often a mirror selfie or a face selfie - this post, more often than not does not end up getting deleted.

bro 1: bro, did you see what Jessica posted on Instagram?
bro 2: yea, it was a 'felt cute might delete x'
bro 1: HA LOL

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might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!

a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

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