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When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!
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An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.
Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.
Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.
Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.
When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!
someone who was in the military or is still in the military. Also someone who rides for the military od possibly after they have gotten out of service and makes you feel bad for not joining.
Oh yeah there go fago he a military head.
An oxymoron
Who says there's intelligence in the military?
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A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.
Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.
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One military enforcement of a country/group choosing to be involved in another country/group's personal conflict, whether asked to, allowed to or not. It's like one country saying, "F**k that other country's way of doing things, that's straight-up injustice!", then sending their military enforcement into 'that said country of injustice' to attempt to fix the situation.
IRAQ: I'm gonna gas the thousands of my people, because they're mine and they don't get a say in government decisions.
US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.
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