Minecraft is a game where your imagination goes wild. You can build endless structures with redstone electric machines, from basic doors, to huge working TVs and computers. A small dirt house, up to a huge castle with working defenses and drawbridges. You can play in Creative, where you can fly and build endless structures. Or survival, where you survive the night from dangerous things, and actually, have fun.
"Did you know Minecraft sold over 32 million copies on PC/Mac alone?"
"Did you know Minecraft is less than the average $45 game, sitting at $30 for PC/Mac, $20 for Xbox/PS, and $7 for iOS and Android?"
"Did you know Markus Persson (the creator of Minecraft) left Mojang and came out with over $2.5 billion?"
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A game where you endlessly place blocks wasting your life, time, and talent trying to make something good. Essentially, you're wasting 20$.
Person 1: Umm, sir, it has come to my attention that you've been playing Minecraft.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.
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A time-consuming game in which little to no progress occurs outside of the game. Many spend hours on end just doing nothing and staring blankly at the screen...
Y: What happened to Ben?
M: He isn't missing, he's been playing Minecraft
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An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!
Kid: Josh the new minecraft update is out!
Josh: Yay! I love mine craft!
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Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.
drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!
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