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Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.
Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed
Sabrina has a minion Fetish
People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
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A person spreading evil on small and large scale, bending people towards tempting tasks
Thats the guy who taught me how to masturbate and showed porn, a true satan's minion he is
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A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
a group of people who follow trends and clichés or have a 'queen bee' they follow around.
Friend 1: Did you see that they all came in the same shirt that Hilary Duff wore last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.
A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.
Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..
Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.
Justin: I want to be girl in video