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A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.
There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!
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Fake, phony pretense of niceness toward someone for the purpose of avoiding confrontation or conflict but then proceeding to use sneaky, dirty, backstabbing tactics to attack the person behind their back. I grew up in other cities in the Midwest, where people were open and honest about disagreements and expressed them readily but then often remained friendly and respectful and "agreed to disagree." Here in Minnesota, where I have spent almost all of my adult life, I've never gotten used to the venomous subterfuge and lying hidden under a thick layer of phony "nice."
Until all the reports came out exposing cyclist Lance Armstrong's dark side, he had everyone convinced he was all Minnesota Nice.
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A huge state University populated by Minnesotans and Midwesterners. There are many schools inside this great institution including Institute of Technology which is dorky except for the Honors group which drinks. There is also the Carlson School of Management which is full of douchbags. There is also the College of Liberal Arts which focused on history and writing and things like that. It is really cold at the University of Minnesota so bring a jacket. Also there are some really smart people at this school so watch out, they'll set the curve.
The University of Minnesota is kind of a big deal.
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A town in Southern Minnesota where All of your hopes and dreams go to die to be replaced with a lifelong job at the glorious hormel foods plant
Oh you’re gooding to austin minnesota this weekend? I would stay away from all the crackheads.
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Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.
Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.
Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.
Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.
The phenomenon that occurs on a freeway when two oblivious Minnesotan drivers, drive at the same speed so everyone behind them are unable to pass. Usually occurs at 10 mph below the posted speed limit. Often results in swearing, and the desire to pass on the shoulder or rear end the ass hole.
I would have gotten here sooner but I ran into a Minnesota Block on 35W. They were going 45 in a 65!
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