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"IF purple was a colour and it chewed gum and drank water then that is what it would look like"
quote on quote de Angélica
Look at her minty purple headphones
Someone who looks attractive but not the best looking
Person one: omg that guy is so hot!
Person two: mm he's okay I guess, I'm going to rate him a minty silver!
v. minty-balling, minty-balled The sexual act wherein a man powders his ball sack with bread mold and then has intercourse with a woman. After coitus is complete the woman is somehow convinced to smell the ball sack as it "changed" during the act and should now smell minty.
Tucker Max minty-balled that bitch and has yet to write about it.
She said: What is George doing with that bread?
He said: Minty-balling the girl he brought home from the bar.
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Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.
"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.
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The feeling that you have in your mouth directly after oral sex. Also known as "one of the sexiest, horniest, juiciest feelings in the world." Cannot be felt anywhere else.
Dude, I gotta bang her tonight to get that minty-fresh feeling. It's awesome.
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When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was
Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.
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When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse
John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser
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