gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

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Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

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Arcane Missile

Drilling your girlfriend, but not blowing your load til' after she's came. Then, right before you're "done", immediately pull out and give her a big blast to the face screaming "CASTING!" and doing the Gnome dance. Afterwards tell her you have a 30 minute cool down.

I casted Arcane Missile on Tiffany last night. Can't say she wasn't satisfied, but I think she was surprised by Insta-Cast. Next time I'll have to go Devotion Aura and cast Seal of Righteousness on her ass.

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Jager Missile

You punch a hole in a red bull can like you are going to shotgun it, and then pour out a little red bull. You then fill the can up with jager and shotgun it.

I was wired after doing that jager missile.

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Beef Missile

the male genetalia

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Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

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Meat missile

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

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