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When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.
For men, it's called "Morning Wood."
It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.
Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!
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When you at the strip club and you don't have any money so you sneeze and blast the strippers with your snot mist.
During allergy season Young Teddy accidentally made it mist during a lap dance.
I make it mist, yo.
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A fine mist of fecal matter that is expelled while farting.
When she was eating my asshole I sprayed her with fecal mist.
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Term used to describe the smell left in the bathroom after someone has taken a big dump.
Typically you will sense that the brown mist is almost tangible and it feels like it can stick to your clothing.
Guy 1: "I just went to the bathroom for a really smelly shit. Whoever goes in there next is going to be breathing in my brown mist"
Guy 2 "Really"
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When a male ejaculates into the anus of a women only to urinate directly afterwards into her anus. Thus she recieves the lemon and the lime. He will then flip her over and say "Now isn't that refreshing".
I heard James Sierra Misted his girl the other day.
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When you fart around the turd that is locked and loaded in your colon. Typically lingers for several minutes.
Tommy dropped some shit mist in science lab today. My glasses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.
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It Start's off with Squidward practicing playing the clarinet for a talent show, when a person knocks on his door and squidward open's it. That dude say's: "The Red Mist is coming" but squidward doesn't seem to really care. so he starts practicing the clarinet when he gets cut by Spongebob And Patrick are having fun outside and of course, he tells them to stop. next Squidward starts practicing it again, but it sounds like he is not even playing it, like chocking on it. it cuts to a scene where a concert was happening and people were going to it. in the concert squidward was shown under the curtains disturbingly had red-hyper realistic eyes. so did the people watching him play the clarient at the talent show. they quickly start booing when he plays it, even spongebob and patrick. it cuts to a scene showing squidward was covering his eyes in a weird moving orange background loop for close to a minute. next it cuts to a scene where he is on his bed looking forlorn for about 2 minutes. then it cuts to a scene where Squidward's face was very up close. he was just staring at the viewer. blinking. for, I don't know how long. then it goes to a wide angle, showing that he had a gun in his hand. few seconds later he immediately points it to his head, and shoots himself. it shows his body laying on the floor dead.
Dude Have you seen the lost episode of Spongebob SquarePants titled: "Red Mist"?
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