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To veer off course violently. The phrase comes from Mitchell Johnson, Aussie Test bowler who regularly gets panged around the park by opposition batsmen due to him bowling the ball down the left, down the right, anything but straight.
I was driving down the motorway and the back right tyre went causing the car to Mitchell across 3 lanes and end up on the grass verge.
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Mitchell is a full blown autistic tard who's extremely gay and is basic as fuck.
Bro 1:"omg did you see that fags comment on francis post,who was that fag?"
Bro 2"oh that was mitchell hes an autistic cunt"
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Mitchell. A mitchell will own a mighty landcruiser equiped with an ls1 that will blow doors of his rival patrols
Hey buddy are you ok in that nissan patrol mitchell says
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Mitchell is a guy who just loves playing video games(at his moms house mostly) he also is straight but can tend to be fruity to others (especially black guys named Marion.
That guy looks like a Mitchell
I want to be a Mitchell
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Big potato, Mom abuser, and nicotine addiction
“It’s my last time I swear”- Mitchell
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Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.
* giant fart *
Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”
Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”
Guy 1 “nice”
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A small dick fat fuck, he loves to suck mens dick in return for money. Portadown hit him hard
You are a Mitchell
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