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The most virgin thing to ever happen to the earth
Q: Is he a virgin
A: He has fortnite mobile of course he is
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The phrase that one really drunk TikToker, Alex Holem uses when he is at the club being a W wingman.
The phrase refers to him asking a girl or boy at a club who the hottest person at the club is. Then, when the person makes up their mind, Alex says "WERE GOING MOBILE!!!!!".
when the person finds the girl, Alex uses his wingman skills to make the person kiss the other person.
really drunk tiktok guy "whos the hottest guy here at the club?"
girl "follow me"
"WERE GOING MOBILE!!!!!"
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An electronic mobile game made by EA that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. They also like to anal people with their shitty servers. Note: If you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.
Sam: Hey John, how's Madden Mobile going?
John: Oh, hey Sam. I'm still waiting for that support guy named Rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.
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a (crappy) foreign car (from asia) worth virtually nothing and with no racing capability outfitted to look like a sports car complete with spoiler, rims, etc ad nauseum.
Ever since Vin Diesel drove a rice mobile in the Fast and the Furious, all the ginzos I know have one.
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An automobile, preferably a Silver Volt-Wagon Toureg, which is used for mass-consumption of marijuana. Usually, involves driving from one destination to another, with single objective of becoming intoxicated of cannabis. The Cheech-Mobile is usually driven by a person named Jad.
"Dude, why are are your eyes so red.
-I've been in the Cheech Mobile for two hours.
Ohh, that explains it."
"Dog, you see that hotbox being broken. Thats one hell of a Cheech-Mobile."
"I miss Jad's Cheech-Mobile. Too bad his sister has it after he left for college"
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Perfectly respectable alternative dwelling primarily found in the United States. Cheaper priced and often manufactured for less, these dwellings (and thusly their inhabitants) are often looked down upon by the greater society. Truly, mobile homes and their residents are misunderstood and wrongly catagorized as 'trashy' because of long running stereo types dating back to the 1950's. Indeed, the modern mobile home and their owners have evolved beyond the 'white trash hick' stock characters others try to force them to be, but remain overshadowed by the ignorant and those who need to grow up.
Guy #1: Duuuude! Look at all that trailer trash!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Everyone knows that trailer parks are shit dumps.
Guy #2: I'm going to slit your ignorant throat.
Guy #1: Yeah, I deserve it. Sorry to have wrongly put mobile homes down.
Guy #2: Too late.
Guy #1: Kkgggggchshhhhhhhhhhkkkkk -
Guy #2: God, I hate that sound.
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
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