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The girl that got away.
Alludes to Captain Ahab's elusive whale.
Man, that girl was my Moby Dick.
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When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.
One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad
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Your girlfriend is giving you a hummer and you unload so hard that it squirts out her nose.
"It had been so long since his last encounter with a woman, when she put his weiner in her mouth, he ended up performing a Moby Dick."
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she lies down (face up) and spurts it out of her mouth.
Dude I was really horny but my girl didn't wanna swallow so she did a Moby Dick
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A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me
Person 2: you have to moby dick him!
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verb
When someone has sexual intercourse with a rather large female or male (or more appropriately a feWHALE or maleWHALE).
To BE moby-dicked would occur when said feWHALE or maleWHALE engages in intercourse with a more slender female or male.
These phrases work best when there is a noticeable discrepancy between the two mammals engaging in intercourse.
The etymology of the word can be traced to Herman Melville's novel "Moby Dick," alternately titled "The Whale." While I don't think "moby-dicking" occurs in the novel, some sick bastards have imagination.
"-How was Vegas brah?
-Man your boii got too drunk and was moby-dicking all night. Sometimes your boii gets desperate, nah mean?"
"-How was Vegas homegurrl
-Met a victim. Got moby-dicked ;)"
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The true OG's. Annie and Moby are the OG brainpop character's before that bitch Tim took over. 2nd Grade vibes are given by Annie (Dont lie you know you wanted to clap her cheecks) Im pretty sure that robot Moby got some of that action if you know what I mean 😏
Person 1: Annie and Moby gave 2nd grade vibes no cap
Person 2: Faaaacts they were the best
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