mog

VERB: the sound that mogga makes

to mog is to make a certain sound at someone or whilst laughing etc.

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Friend of Reece Mog

One who hangs out round the back of the chippy for the purpose of looking up bumholes.

"I've heard our Dave is a Friend of Reece Mog, Janet told me his face smells like pumps"

What does mog mean?

Common phrase used to show superiority over a mouth-breather, negative canthal tilt, T50 eyes. Anyone falling under any of those categories, its over for you, just ropemaxx.

Andrew - What does mog mean?

Jack - (gets mogged)

national mog day

national mog day is the 19 of March

“what day is it today”
“national mog day bro”
“oh yeah it’s 19 march today”

Finger Mogging

The act of chasing after your partner with your hand gripped in a two in the pink one in the stink position with the intent of aggressively fingering your partner whilst they run away from you in sheer terror. (Usually takes place in department stores such aa a Macy’s or a Dillards).

Oh my God yesterday Chad was coming on to me so strong and I just had such a long day at work and we were shopping and he wanted to go in the dressing room and get some turbo dome and I told him no and he got so pissed that he started finger mogging me right there at the register while we were checking out.

Moggin/mog

A moggin is someone or something that is weird and knows it. It can also mean someone or something that is strangely funny whilst also being rank

Someone thrust towards someone in a funny but sexual way would be seen as a moggin/mog

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Mog Centipede

A form of hypertonic osmosis. Typically involving 3 or more persons, a mog centipede is as it sounds; although individuals involved commonly contain a lot of muscle mass or are highly aesthetic. Supposedly it can incubate the pituitary gland to secrete more HGH.

“David Laid, CBum and Von Moger hit the most biblical Mog Centipede last week man, I would do some disgusting things to even glimpse at that Mog Centipede for half a second”