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A term used in a popular online game network called Conquer Club, which is an online world game.
When one sends several armies at a territory containing very little, and the quantity of armies has been reduced to one, one will be compelled to yell this term.
This originates from an incident played on a map of the United States, where a man attempted to attack Utah with several armies, and failed on multiple accounts. Hence, the term Mormon was born.
Boyd: I just attacked him with Twenty seven armies, and now I have one! He only had Three!
Preston: MORMON!
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A person who used to be a member of LDS, but is now an Atheist who likes sherbet in sprite.
I WAS in the LDS, but now I'm a MORMON!
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A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
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The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
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Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
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A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
97% of the people in Utah.
.003% of the people anywhere else.
These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.
"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"
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