muffins

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

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muffins

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

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muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

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muffin

1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!

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muffin

one who is willing to go the extra mile and sacrifice everything in the name of fun.

See www.themuffins.com for details

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Muffins

A euphemism for the word nothing.

"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."

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muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

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