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When you massage your index finger counter-clockwise on a puckered sphincter.
"Is that dirt under your fingernails?"
No, I had an encounter with a mushy monster last night.
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a noun.
a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".
more than one "mushy" = "mushies"
"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"
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The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.
1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.
Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."
2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.
Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).
3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.
Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!
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it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.
The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
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simply the best magic mushies on the market cuzzle
man those wright mushies fucked me up for 18 hours ... it was great
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A term for magic mushrooms commonly used up north
Ay la, pass me them Magic Mushies
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the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them
jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher
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