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A thick, heavy load of semen.
I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.
Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?
It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.
Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.
One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.
Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!
While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.
That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!
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The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.
After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.
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The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!
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