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A small car built by FoMoCo in the early 60s often mis-characterized as a "muscle car". Originally marketed to teenage drivers not interested in performance, but didn't want to drive their father's land yacht, either. Being the 60s, though, performance tuners such as Carrol Shelby made small cars go fast and so a tiny handful of "High Performance" Mustangs from the 60s do exist. However, even a factory Boss 429 ranks alongside a more common Pontiac GTO of the same year in terms of performance, but cost more than twice as much, and is now so rare that if you see one, it is likely parked behind a rope in a museum. Ford built cars to perform on the track, not the street.

Thanks to its lack of performance, however, it managed to survive the 70s that killed off so many of its muscle car cousins and struggled back to its former glory in the 1980s when 302s were considered big, powerful engines. Thanks to advances in technology and lower performance standards, Mustangs are considered to be the standard bearer of the glory days of Detroit Muscle, spawning other ugly retro-designed cars such as the new Camaro and Challenger.

"That guy's got a '65 Mustang. He must be a real stud!"
"Not really, my mom drove one of those in high school."

"What is that, a 302 in your Mustang? How cute!"

by Uncle Sherm October 15, 2009

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mustang

mus·tang

v. mus·tanged, mus·tang·ing, mus·tangs

v. intr.

1. To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness. 2. To procrastinate.

v. tr.

To postpone or delay needlessly (see procrastinate).

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From a character who fits this meaning on Full Metal Alchemist.
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mus·tang·tion n.
mus·tang·or n.

"I have mustanged my thesis. And now it's due in three weeks and doesn't exist."

by SK-chan March 6, 2005

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mustang

popular budget oriented sportscar in america

family car that is a bit performance oriented to go in a straight line

not very good with road bumps because of poor suspension

not very good at turns because it's designed to go in a straight line.

in the early 1960's, many users reported cutting their steering wheels off because they found it useless because car wouldn't turn anyways

man my mustang is hella fast

man u kno i can't go 2 da track wit dis stang

man i rather run with my tennis shoes in that track than use my hands to push my mustang in the turns

by StangBoiAlabama July 3, 2007

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Mustang

A stereotypical word for when a person is running into a crowd at high speeds in a Mustang.
This word is commonly used by a fraction of car enthusiasts.

"Hey,did you see that guy do a Mustang over there in the corner?"

That guy did a Mustang.

by Hansu March 16, 2017

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Mustang

(Verb) to wreck, crash into, or endanger property/people (usually in reference to cars)

Hopefully Dillon won't mustang his new BMW!

by Vercanti April 13, 2016

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Mustang

A car to get girls. I love my stang. This supercharged bullit will waste all ur camaro's, and all those other pieces of crap on the freeway. If you only knew how to treat a Stang you'd love it

while you're looking out the window trying to figure out who owns the car and how fast it really goes, I'll be in your sister's, girlfriend, and maybe in your mom's room giving them a tune up.

by Dragnet, Friday August 15, 2003

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Mustang

A pretty good looking/fast car that morons who own camaros/firebirds like to insult due to their lack of funds to buy one.

Firebird kid: Mustangs suck!

Mustang owner: (throws the firebird kid some loose change) here, go buy yourself a real car

Firebird kid (waits till mustang owner leaves, then pockets the change)

by oreN March 15, 2005

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