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When a individual smokes to much crack and has mustard like yellow shit seeping out of there asshole.
That bitch is a straight mustard slick
The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks
It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate
Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.
That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.
The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"
Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.
The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.
The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
The story about the Mustardeer does not cut the mustard.
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Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.
You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.
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