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Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
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a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples
When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!
Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth
i told you to keck on my cock bitch!!!
Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".