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my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).
i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.
He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again
Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.
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my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk
he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline
“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”
A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.
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Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.
Example:
Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad
Emmett: Bite me.
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This means mind your own buisness
Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.
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