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National Hangover Service Direct (hangover can mean come down)
You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally rubbish that will get you out of work/college.
*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.
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A place that students go at the end of the school year to learn about economics.
we went to Enterprise City,NH on june 7! it was so fun!
Nigga Hoe was originated from an angry mother. Two cousins whom spent a lot of time together, were hanging out one day. After one of the cousins went home the others home, the mother told the girl she acted like a "nigga hoe" after spending time with her cousin. (Mind you both cousins are pure white southern country girls from texas) After laughing off such an adjective it has turned into a noun and is abbreviated. NH is the description of a southern, loud, beautiful, independent, headstrong,determined, and hardworking girl.
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Nervous Hole Syndrome is when you feel the need to pinch a nice loaf but have no access to a bathroom, so right there you panic and get the sensation of nervous hole. It can occur when your actually nervous or when you just have to take a shit. It will usually creep up in the tailbone region and often move to the lower back. Sometimes it will vanish for a minute, but come back because it's just playing with you. When you find a pool to drop your Cosby's off, NHS will usually be over with for now. But can happen numerous times a day.
Reminder: NHS can commonly be confused with National Honor Society, please don't make this mistake
Have you ever been shopping in Wal-Mart and have to take a poop? Well...you don't want to go just yet so you finish your shopping. Then it hits you! Bam. Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS). Then your screwed until you unleash your terds.
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St. Paul’s School is a boarding school in New Hampshire. Being admitted is tough and the application process is stressful and rigorous. It is a catholic school that begins their day with chapel. As any other “strict” boarding school there are classes on Saturday, making any ex-public school student miserable. They have many courses making it slightly easier for students to avoid classes they hate. If you don’t get into Phillips Andover or Phillips Exeter, then I guess you can #sayyestosps
“You go to St Paul’s School NH?”
“Yeah”
“Oh! So you didn’t get into any Phillips?”
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Rich ugly white boys that go to NHS- "Sorry, you can't join our fantasy football league. It's a boys thing."
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Rich ugly white boys that go to NHS- "Get out of our Fantasy Football League!!! It's a boy thing!"
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