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Princeton, NJ

A common misconception of Princetonians is that we are all rich and snobby. While Princeton is home to many ice cream parlors, over-priced stores, and many restaurants, there are also some of the ghettoist places. Such as Palmer Square (where all the emo's hang out) Shopping Center, and the Library. We Princetonians do not appreciate being dissed like that.

How many ignorant people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3
1 to buy it
1 to screw it in
1 person to go on Urban Dictionary and diss Princeton

Princeton, NJ is the flyest town ever to be created. It's like a little island of California on the east coast.

by Goes2JW October 20, 2005

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Marlboro, NJ

A town in New Jersey that is referred to as any of the following: Jew City, Scum Central, The Pisshole, etc. The lovely kids in this town are wanna-be rich assholes, while 90% of them live in shacks that their liberal scumbag nobody parents can't even afford. Everyone is judged based on the house they live in and the car they drive, even though the kids that drive 1995 Kias are assholes to the kids that drive 2011 Mercedes. Everyone thinks that they are hot shit, including the low-class whores that make the normal girls feel like shit on a daily basis. Living in Marlboro, NJ is similar to living in places such as Hell or any similar places that suck. The amount of Jews in this Fucking town is just god damn mind blowing. there is a higher ratio of Jews in this town than in Israel. I would NOT recommend moving or even visiting because you will regret it! Overall, the quality of life in Marlboro just sucks. To sum it all up, everyone in the town are lowlife, low-class scumbags.

Person 1: You low-class piece of shit, you belong in Marlboro, NJ.

Person 2: Hey, how did you know I wanted to move there.

Person 1: Lucky guess, you whore.

by Marlboro Sucks June 4, 2011

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Bloomfield, NJ

A lower-middle-upper class town that borders wealthy Glen Ridge, average Nutley, and ugly East Orange. The town is long and most things tend to be on Broad St. The downtown is mostly avoided by locals as its somewhat rundown and has hobos and a crazy bag woman. The town is also diverse but is slowly becoming more like Newark. The South End tends to have a large Hispanic population and then African-American. The Central part of town is diverse but mainly white and the north end of town is mostly white. The town has been recently going downhill as the test scores in a majority of the schools are low, students misbehave, and more and more lower-income families are moving in.

Boy: Bloomfield, NJ is nice...
Girl: Only if you live on the Northisde..

by BahamaBlu February 2, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sparta, NJ

A town in North West New Jersey that for some reason everyone hates. They think that everyone is rich and gets high everyday of their lives. Not everyone is rich! Sure people go to panera to socialize and watch movies and get some food, but usually not to get high or drunk or whatever. Lake Mohawk contrary to popular belief is not a sewage pit, but a clean lake filled with a variety of fish and wildlife. Wear people like to have fun and go on their boats. People wear short shorts and whatever, but look at every other town girls are wearing shorts up their butts too. Sparta has tons of great kids that almost always go to college right out of high school. It's a great place to grow up in and is very peaceful without violence and crime.

Sparta, NJ is one of the nicest places you can visit with great food and friendly people.

by ninjaturtlebabe July 11, 2011

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delran, NJ

a small town in NJ. A haven for wiggers and kids who are real hardasses with some cool kids too. Claim to fame: lots of fast food places and proximity to Rita's water ice and the cracker maffia. Don't go there if you're black. See white supremecists

C-Moff is coming
Oh Shit!

by crazykid556 April 26, 2005

68๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paterson, NJ

Paterson, NJ (also called the Silk City or P-town), is one of the roughest places to live. The city was the first industrial city in the country, and the main production item was silk (nicknamed the silk city). Now, that age has come to an end and the city is a poverty-stricken wasteland. The city's residents are mainly Hispanic and Black. Paterson has a very high crime rate and is a very dangerous place. It is a very corrupt city, covered in graffiti, and has drug dealers on every street corner. P-town is a nickname given to it by its younger residents. Paterson has a population of about 150,000 and is currently the third largest city in the state of New Jersey. It is located in Passaic County and is the county seat. And above all, the city is not welcome to rich wiggers wanting thier little taste of the ghetto, so if you're not originally from Paterson don't go there (especially if you're white, but no other races are excluded). AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!

Paterson, NJ is one of the most ghetto cities in the United States.

by PLR September 7, 2006

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Hopatcong, NJ

A some what small town for Northern New Jersey, Hopatcong got it's name from the Natives who once occupied it; meaning 'lake of many coves'.

We're going to Hopatcong, NJ to go hang out at the lake today.

by eddie6775 December 31, 2011

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