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When you're butt ass naked with socks on.
Hey baby look, I'M NIGGER NAKED!!
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1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")
Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.
2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja
Step 1. Remove all clothing
Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse
Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.
Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise
Step 4. Throw the door wide open
Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.
Step 6. Run like Hell
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An incoherently drunk person who after numersous shots with Captain chasers, goes streaking and passes out on strangers front lawns.
A local legend from Des Plaines Illinois once achieved this feat and attained the coveted title of "Town Drunk." A Naked Luke was born.
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the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.
TM 1: dude i just killed you
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.
Naked Friday is a special event that happens once a week.
it is customary in England. Buffalo NY. Noray and Finland to celebrate Naked Friday by relaxing at home naked.
Obviously you wouldn't do it outside that is weird.
naked Friday is best celebrated with friends. However not in the same room. that would be weird.
wee: Hey jack. what are you doing tonight.
Jack: It's Naked Friday !?!?!?
Wee: Oh yeah. Let's get naked. But not together. that would be weird.
Jack: STD
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When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.
James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.
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