don't need no

a pattern of repudiating speech. e.g. Foo? We don't need no stinking/focking Foo! Popularized by the movie "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" and later "Blazing Saddles". Often said with a guttural Mexican accent.

Helmet? I don't need no stinking helmet!

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Need to know

Need to know ; means exactly that. It doesn't defy the rules as stated "I'm a dumb fuck head, and by the way...your not ment/supposed to keep anything classified".

If there is some kind of chemical alarm here, it's need to know.

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Needs banged

When an attractive individual (usually female) appears as though they should be participating in sexual intercourse. Female scale ratings usually fall under 8-10, sometimes 7 depending on the day, amount of skin showing and/or alcohol assumption. This is used toward an elite group and should not be thrown around loosely.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you seen Becky today?"

Dude 2: "No. Why?

Dude 1: "pshh. Girl needs banged!"

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I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

Do the needful

Simply means to do what you know needs to be done.

your drivers license has expired. Do the needful by going to get it renewed.

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needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"