Nerf-Herder

some body who herds nerf, the space equivalent of space cows! dirty horrid job.

Han Solo

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Nerf Ball

A condom that has been used, and after sex, the bloke leans out of the window, (or aims at a place with people) and chucks it at them. Similar to the normal nerf ball, as in it is weighty at one end, and flys like hell! Appropriate scoring can be made for accuracy and distance of throw.

Bloke 1: "I was making love to my girl, and then when i came, I took it out, leant out the window, and nerf balled the kid in the garden next door!"
Bloke 2: "Awesome! Head Shot?"
Bloke 1: "Of course"
Bloke 2: "Wicked, the full 10 pointer then!"q

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nerf or nothing

a popular catchphrase for the dart gun manufacturer nerf's commercials, the specifically late 2000s.

You here about that kid who brought a Nerf gun to a paintball fight? Nerf or nothing for him, I guess

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Solar Nerf

When a balance team has no clue what they're doing, so they change something fundamental about the way an item or class works instead of something reasonable.

Person 1: "Hey guys Renegade is doing too much damage, how can we fix this?"
Person 2: "Make it so weapon sigils don't proc on legend swap."
Person 1: "Nah man that's a Solar Nerf."

nerf bullet

A word to describe a ginger person wearing blue clothes

James over there looks like a right nerf bullet in his blue nike tech

Nerf strain

Just nerf it he’s op asf and his range in skills is inhuman. From the aim to weight he can pull to the amount the puss he steals its simply not fair for me

Hashtag nerf strain on Twitter

Nerf Hoop

When a basketball player jumps so high they make the rim look non regulation as if it was a toy nerf hoop

Dwight Howard when he blocks shots that look like goaltending cause hes so high over the rim or when Blake Griffin hits his head on the backboard you may hear the broadcaster say nerf hoop